your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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