I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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