my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
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