I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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