Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
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