Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
Randomize
