YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
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