I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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