I wish i was in the wii world.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Blow job season was short but glorious.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
