what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
operation have a gay friend backfired
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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