It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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