We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Randomize
