bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
My ass is underappreciated
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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