Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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