I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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