My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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