i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
Who died my cat blue again?
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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