Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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