Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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