He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
We left the knife in your bed.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Randomize
