i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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