Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
We had to coat check the pizza.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
My liver just had a heart attack.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
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