This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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