In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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