I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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