It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Randomize
