anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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