I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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