So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
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