There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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