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Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
only you would photoshop your dick
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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