WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
So much rum. So many feels.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Randomize
