If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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