I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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