just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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