i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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