Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
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