Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
Shame is for Republicans.
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