How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I have already put on my inside pants.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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