And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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