Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
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