I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
Randomize
