New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I have fence marks all over my body
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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