Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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