I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you donโt have to recycle anymore ๐๐
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