I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize
