If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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