Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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