So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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