420 ftw
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
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